On WrongMarks blurty (what he calls his blog - he just has to be different!) he named a list of 5 women he ‘would’.

He then laid down the challenge that whilst as a wrong’un (a gay man) he could name 5 women he ‘would’ .. straight men were simply unable to make their own lists of 5 men that they ‘would’.

Never one to turn down a challenge, I gave the matter some thought to come up with 5 men that I ‘would’.

My thinking was as follows:

eww!

Note: no offence is meant to be taken by me calling WrongMark a wrong’un for being gay .. it’s a running gag with him, and is in no way discrimination or prejudice etc.  He knows that .. just making sure any other Wrong’uns (;p) reading this don’t misunderstand!