Something occurred to me the other day.

I’ve had 3 long term girlfriends:

Was with Sarah for 4 years, within a year of splitting up, she fell pregnant and bought a house with the dad.

Was with Jane for a year, within a year of splitting up, she got married and bought a house together.

Was with Claire for 4 years, within a year of splitting up, she fell pregnant and moved in with the dad.

What occurred to me was:  I must be doing something that makes the next guy to come along seem, by comparison, like the kind of person you’d want to spend the rest of your life with.

[sigh]

Altho maybe there’s business potential in there.  Hire me to hang out with the girl you like, then you come along and she falls instantly in love.

Only $79 an hour.  True Love never came so cheap!