In preparation for my move, I’ve been reading the local Townsville newspaper, the Townsville Bulletin

As a daily local paper, there’s not often too much in the way of exciting stories, to the extent that Cane Toad eats Snake was the main headline a few weeks ago.

But on Thursday, the headline was: Pirates hijack ship for ransom after leaving Townsville Port.

Pirates!  Now I can’t wait to move there!