In my last blog I mentioned that in Australia, ordinary household objects were as much of a threat as the crocs, sharks, spiders etc that you’re warned about.

This was further backed up a few days ago, when for the second time since I got here, I was attacked by a ceiling fan.

The same ceiling fan that nearly cost me three fingers a couple of months ago, struck again, and went for the same 3 fingers.

This time it spattered my blood across the walls, bed, floor, and me.

Did anyone have ‘ceiling fan’ in the ‘what will kill graeme’ sweepstake?