AQA (Any Question Answered) is quite a well known company who will answer any question you text to them.

From their website:

Every question is read and answered by a person, one of hundreds who work for us. If they don’t know the answer, they know where to look.

They’re used by millions of people for those niggling questions you need to know the answer to when you’re drunk.

Like, “what does PickledPixie/Talth/Allen do for a living?”

This weekend there was much speculation on the question, much guesswork, and much wrongness, eventually someone texted to ask AQA, who said:

Allen David Staniforth is a Leisure Club Hypnotist

And where did AQA source that particular piece of misinformation?  There’s only one place on the internet peddling that kind of nonsense.  They got it from the wiki I halfheartedly added to this blog a few years ago!  http://www.monkeysandpirates.com/wikipirates/PickledPixie/.

So when drunken geeks don’t know the answer, they turn to the experts at AQA.  When the experts don’t know the answer, they turn to monkeysandpirates.com.

Brilliant!