Worklad told us today that whilst he believes in God, he’s a little confused about Jesus.
Further enquiry revealed that there are two Jesus’s. There’s ‘Jesus’, and there’s ‘Jesus of Nazareth’.
According to worklad, they’re both 5’ 11”, and both originally from Jerusalem, but that’s where the similarities end.
‘Jesus of Nazareth’ was played by Robert Powell, whereas ‘Jesus’ was in The Bible.
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It’s worth pointing out again that worklad failed his Religious Education GCSE.
Oh how you will miss ‘worklad’ when you go to Australia.
And I will miss your tales of him…
M x
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He then went a little crazy and explained that ‘Jesus’ was a Policeman in Jerusalem, but he couldn’t ride a mountain-bike.
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I was able to ask him “why couldn’t he ride a mountain-bike?”
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He looked at me like I was utterly stupid, and (quite reasonably) said “because they only had horses back then. Idiot!”.