I woke up this morning.

Rolled over, looked at the time, saw I was already a minute late, and swore.

“Holy Guacamole!” I said

…

..wtf part of my brain decided that “Holy Guacamole!” was the suitable curse for the situation!

Come to think of it.. where was the voice in my head (the one that knows what time it is) at 7:15 when i should have been waking up.