Pixie’s site has been down for a week or so, it finally came back up today.. and they’ve lost all the data that was on there, including his blogs.

This may not seem like a major loss, but three of the first sites I check nowadays when I come online are pixies, mojo’s and bowch’s blogs

These are my mates, and I like to read there views on the world, I’m gutted Pixie’s blogs have gone, bah

My Gran died on Wednesday morning, just a few hours before I was due to fly back from Portugal.

I’m not going to go all morbid and talk about her death on here, just thought it was important that if dolphins genitals and the deaths of imaginary rockstars are important enough to get blogged, that I ought to mention the biggest event of my week, my gran.

I’ve just got back from a week in Portugal with my girl, Claire

We stayed at her uncles house, and was sunny and stuff, and I went through 3 pairs of sunglasses (I break them a lot), but the important point is..

I swam with dolphins!  (will scan some photos and put them here next week)

yay

Was a little concerned with the talk they gave us before we swam though, they explained that dolphins like being touched on their nose, blowhole, head, genitals….  and that if we wanted to hug and kiss the dolphins, to remember which bits they like being touched on…

I hasten to add that I didn’t play with the dolphins genitals, and that any rash I might have developed over the last few days is probably a heat rash.

Sadly whilst I was away for a week, my most promising (and highest grossing) rockstar Bernadette Little, who sang as Dushku got depressed and committed suicide.

At the same time, my least promising, (and lowest grossing) rockstar, who’s name I can’t remember (which probably says a lot about how much I valued him), but who performed as the Laughing Cat, stopped laughing, and also committed suicide.

Coincidence? yes

The biggest tragedy of the whole thing was that the double suicide, and resulting publicity, did nothing to boost sales of Dushku’s latest single, bah.

I’ve hired a new and improved singer to perform as Dushku, and have let the Laughing Cat name disappear, I may reform the group at a later date.

Earlier tonight I pulled into a motorway service station, approached a man and his HUGE brother by the fruit machines, and handed them a package.

30 Seconds after entering the building, I walked out carrying an envelope full of cash.

Han Solo would have been proud.

Yup I sold my football tickets

Yay for ebay!