I’ve just got back from a week in Portugal with my girl, Claire
We stayed at her uncles house, and was sunny and stuff, and I went through 3 pairs of sunglasses (I break them a lot), but the important point is..
I swam with dolphins! (will scan some photos and put them here next week)
yay
Was a little concerned with the talk they gave us before we swam though, they explained that dolphins like being touched on their nose, blowhole, head, genitals.... and that if we wanted to hug and kiss the dolphins, to remember which bits they like being touched on…
I hasten to add that I didn’t play with the dolphins genitals, and that any rash I might have developed over the last few days is probably a heat rash.
Sadly whilst I was away for a week, my most promising (and highest grossing) rockstar Bernadette Little, who sang as Dushku got depressed and committed suicide.
At the same time, my least promising, (and lowest grossing) rockstar, who’s name I can’t remember (which probably says a lot about how much I valued him), but who performed as the Laughing Cat, stopped laughing, and also committed suicide.
Coincidence? yes
The biggest tragedy of the whole thing was that the double suicide, and resulting publicity, did nothing to boost sales of Dushku’s latest single, bah.
I’ve hired a new and improved singer to perform as Dushku, and have let the Laughing Cat name disappear, I may reform the group at a later date.
Earlier tonight I pulled into a motorway service station, approached a man and his HUGE brother by the fruit machines, and handed them a package.
30 Seconds after entering the building, I walked out carrying an envelope full of cash.
Han Solo would have been proud.
Yup I sold my football tickets 
Yay for ebay!
Following Pixies advice, I started a career as a Rockstar manager in Project Rockstar
I play Emmett Mudskipper, Rockstar Manager.
I went bankrupt after a week
Pixie thinks this is hugely funny
Git
So I started up again, I now have four groups;
Dushku released her first single this week (The Scooby Dance), and it went higher in the charts, and made more money than any of Pixies have, just thought you should know that ;p
I got a new phone the other week, bought it off ebay. Paid 250 quid for it.
Decided today to upgrade it with files downloaded from the internet (never a wise idea), and with the expert help of pixie (see previous bracketed comment).
It was a 15 minute job, and would allow my mobile to do all sorts of wonderful new stuff.
It took 7 hours.
Bloody com ports