If you’re reading this blog, then probably you’re one of the few people for whom this would have meaning:
Averil has sold the Sutton Park!
As of tomorrow (7 minutes time) a new lady owns it!
How F*cked up is that!
I used to go to Blackpool a lot, I was there every two or three weekends.
I really like Blackpool, well some of it.
I’ve made a few good mates there,
Lara, who is great, and who’s house I stay at whenever I’m down there
Lara was mentioned in my very first post on this blog as one of the main people in my life, and was with me at the Angel geekfest, and
Cami, who is also great, and who I used to get drunk with a lot.
Cami and I have cute nicknames for each other, she calls me PISSHEAD (usually yelled at the top of her voice across the club), and I call her ... PISSHEAD (usually yelled at the top .. you get the picture) .. awww cute
Since then Cami moved to Edinburgh, and then went to uni down south somewhere so I never see her, and she is lacking a pc, so we only ever talk by text, but she likes me to write to her every now and again.
Now I can’t write letters anymore. When I first played Quest I used to write to all sorts of people… but then they invented email .. and I lost the skill of writing letters…
Cami asked me a few weeks ago to write to her, I struggled for a while with a letter, realised I couldn’t do it, then had a cunning plan…
[those of you who have heard various of my cunning plans before should stop groaning now]
I decided that as this blog covered the main events in my life for the past few months, I could just convert it into a letter, maybe personalise it a bit, and it’d make a GREAT letter…
So I did…
Cami hasn’t spoken to me since, never replied to the letter, and never responds to text messages…
Damn blog
Maybe it was mention of the dolphin rash!
I got the new Tomb Raider game when it was finally released last week, didn’t get a chance to play it properly until today.
They’ve added talky bits to the game, it works kinda like speech on monkey island games, most of it is pre-scripted, but every so often you get a choice of what to say next.
The choices are basically, a nice option, a middle option, and a rude option.
The first part of the game is set in Paris, so basically I’m just running around being rude to French people..
It’s great 
We found out over the course of the weekend, that if you want somebody to take what you’re about to say seriously, beginning it with “all joking aside” is the very worst thing you can do.
Watched an episode of the X Files over the weekend, the one with Eugene Tooms, who could stretch his limbs so much he could squeeze through ventilation shafts and eat peoples livers.
Shortly before watching the episode I took this photo of mojo
It wasn’t until I saw the X Files that I connected the two..
Looks at the length of that finger .... scary