On WrongMarks blurty (what he calls his blog - he just has to be different!) he named a list of 5 women he ‘would’.

He then laid down the challenge that whilst as a wrong’un (a gay man) he could name 5 women he ‘would’ .. straight men were simply unable to make their own lists of 5 men that they ‘would’.

Never one to turn down a challenge, I gave the matter some thought to come up with 5 men that I ‘would’.

My thinking was as follows:

eww!

Note: no offence is meant to be taken by me calling WrongMark a wrong’un for being gay .. it’s a running gag with him, and is in no way discrimination or prejudice etc.  He knows that .. just making sure any other Wrong’uns (;p) reading this don’t misunderstand!

I was going to post the other day to remind everyone that Project Rockstar was restarting on Monday morning, and that if you’ve ever played the game, or ever thought about it, this was your chance to get in from the start and compete on a level playing field.

PR is a Rockstar management game, you start with a single act, and build up your stable of artists, while dictating to them whether they write songs, play gigs, practise etc.  In some areas it’s quite simplistic, in others it gets detailed, you’re not only choosing how long to practise, but which instrument to practise, and even which particular technique on that instrument.

Once you’ve established yourself as a bit of a music mogul, you can invest some of your hard earned cash in buying a record label, which means other players can improve their songs by recording at your studios, and you take a cut of the profits.

The game really gets into it’s own once you’ve built up a decent stable, you can either crank out tune after tune and make as much money as possible, or spend more time on your craft and try for chart hits.

My highest entry in the singles chart was number 11, and in the album charts, number 30 .  Pixie beat both of these (git), but WrongMark (for all his claims at being a better manager) didn’t get close to either ;p

Anyway the game was restarting, losing you everything you’d built, but, level playing field, fresh start.. would be a bit boring for the first few weeks with hardly any artists, so nothing to actually do each day, but it would only take a little while to get several artists…

right? ...

No

They relaunched it.. and almost in passing mentioned that you were now limited to only one band, and to not owning a label..

...unless you sign up to the ‘Premium Package’ ...  a great game, now a pants game: mah!

Annoyingly I was telling this story to Claire last night, I got as far as “they announced the reset..” and she predicted “So they got you hooked and now they’re charging for it?”

bah! (not sure whether it annoys me more what Project Rockstar did.. or that Claire predicted it and I didn’t)

Anyway, they gave me an idea…

Any day now (hopefully) Less than Daily will be moving to a new format, and as such, from launch day I’ll be implementing a pay per view system.  (See below)

�1 per post
�2 per Monkeys Like Us cartoon

For the time being I’ll be working on an honesty system, visit the site, and stick a quid in a jar, payment can be made in Blackpool.  If I feel the system is being abused however I may have to do ‘something technical’ with cookies.

I call it the Less than Daily Premium Package.

(Bloody Project Rockstar!, Bloody .. .. tech support!)

Last night we were talking about various things from Pink Power Rangers to milkshakes (see Pixies blog for more details).

None of which is worth both of us talking about, but whilst reading Pixies blog I noticed he’d linked to the Crusha site and the Frijj (which Claire bizarrely pronounces Freejee) site.

Both drinks are aimed at the same audience, the websites however…

The Crusha site has games to play, competitions to enter, and an advert to download with singing kittens threatening that if you don’t add milk they’ll [ahem] “Crusha”

The Frijj site says:  These are our products: we make Frijj ... and… Milk .. that is all, nothing to see here, move it along.

Class

Kinda a pointless post this one, but thought was worth mentioning just to link to the kitten advert

I got an email from a mate the other day with the subject line The Greatest Photo Ever Taken, it was the type of email that people forward to everyone in their address book, who then do the same, but nobody stops to edit out all the >>>>>>>>>>>>at the start of each line.

As a general rule, emails of this type are crap, the poor formatting makes them irritating to read, and there’s usually a line at the end threatening to turn you green if you don’t forward it to five mates within ten minutes…

But for once I dind’t mind this, it actually was The Greatest Photo Ever Taken.

And here it is

I now have this on my wall at work.. with a little post-it note pointing at Gary Coleman saying “actual size”

Pixie’s site has been down for a week or so, it finally came back up today.. and they’ve lost all the data that was on there, including his blogs.

This may not seem like a major loss, but three of the first sites I check nowadays when I come online are pixies, mojo’s and bowch’s blogs

These are my mates, and I like to read there views on the world, I’m gutted Pixie’s blogs have gone, bah